Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Knowledge and How-To (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-knowledge-how/)
-   -   Got An Unanswerable Question? (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-knowledge-how/32372-got-unanswerable-question.html)

jumpjet 11-04-2003 10:48 PM

Before you finish this sentence will end.

tecoyah 11-07-2003 05:47 AM

30 bucks
 
three people check into 3 seperate hotel rooms
each room is ten dollars
they give the desk thirty dollars
the manager remembers todays special after they go to the rooms...five dollars off when renting three rooms
he gives the bellhop five dollars to return to the customers
the bellhop decides to make it easy on himself and give them each one dollar back, keeping two
each customer has now paid nine dollars per room
the bellhop has two dollars

9+9+9=27
27+2=29

where is the other dollar?

Devilchild 11-07-2003 07:04 AM

What was i just thinking of just now?

Devilchild 11-07-2003 07:06 AM

also, can we be sure of colours?

i see red as red, but if you could look thru my eyes and see red, you might see red through your eyes as green, or purple.

colours look that way to you but it might look TOTALY different to anybody else.

maddemon802 11-07-2003 07:43 AM

The sound of one hand clapping is "hello"

Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

CSflim 11-07-2003 02:27 PM

Re: 30 bucks
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tecoyah
three people check into 3 seperate hotel rooms
each room is ten dollars
they give the desk thirty dollars
the manager remembers todays special after they go to the rooms...five dollars off when renting three rooms
he gives the bellhop five dollars to return to the customers
the bellhop decides to make it easy on himself and give them each one dollar back, keeping two
each customer has now paid nine dollars per room
the bellhop has two dollars

9+9+9=27
27+2=29

where is the other dollar?

not very unanswerable!
You don't add on the two the bellhop still has, you subtract it, to see how much the hotel recieves.
They paid: 9+9+9=27.
Bellhop kept $2 of this 27 for himself.
27-2=25
hotel manager gets $25.

jumpjet 11-07-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
hotel manager gets $25.
pwnt.

VitaminH 11-07-2003 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by analog
What are the unused portions of our brains really for, if they're never used?

The problem with that is, there aren't any unused portions ;)

That crap circulating a few years back about humans only using like 2% or whatever of their brains was extaly that, crap.

Functions have been attributed to every cm of brain tissue :)

krwlz 11-07-2003 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lasereth
Are they really questions if they don't have an answer?

-Lasereth

I can answer that one! YES!! Didn't you see the "?" at the end? ;)

John Henry 11-08-2003 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MacGnG
no question mark, not a question , doesnt count.
<hr>


ok thats nonsense :p
<hr>

hmmmmm....

No it isn't nonsense, it's more zen, or perhaps more accurately, nonsense-zen. Anyway, any fool knows that the difference between a duck is that neither of its legs are both the same.

Here's my question:

%!£$^ %^*%^&* £$%& *)&*:@}{_ ~+ ';,.] []=-#=-?

CSflim 11-08-2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Henry
No it isn't nonsense, it's more zen, or perhaps more accurately, nonsense-zen. Anyway, any fool knows that the difference between a duck is that neither of its legs are both the same.

Here's my question:

%!£$^ %^*%^&* £$%& *)&*:@}{_ ~+ ';,.] []=-#=-?

Flawed logic there John!
MacGnG's stated that:
All questions end in a question mark.

He did NOT say:
Everything that ends in a question mark is a question.

Shpoop 11-08-2003 12:44 PM

how would you describe colors to someone blind since birth?

would he dream in color? (not really unanswerable, but i want to know the answer)

forseti-6 11-08-2003 02:14 PM

How do we know we're alive?

nirol 11-08-2003 10:05 PM

If you turn on the lights fast enough, can you see the dark?

John Henry 11-09-2003 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Flawed logic there John!
MacGnG's stated that:
All questions end in a question mark.

He did NOT say:
Everything that ends in a question mark is a question.



Oh the irony. I didn't actually see that MacGnG had said that, therefore I had not made the logical error you refer to ( I believe it's called 'asserting the antecedent' for future reference). If I had made such an error, I would have made that post, but making the post does not mean that I made the error. Ergo, you have in fact asserted the antecedent in accusing me of doing so.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My question was not the small-minded bit of pedantry you assumed it to be, but in fact an attempt to post an unanswerable question which was not one of the tediously predictable reams of 'this statement is false' variations which this thread seems to have provoked. It was supposed to illustrate the importance of form and the requirement for information to be communicated in order that it be requested. The question with no meaning is a member of the set of questions with no answer and therefore a valid response to the thread title.

John Henry 11-09-2003 02:41 AM

ahem. Just saw the post of mine that you were replying to CS and your error was completely understandable. Ergo I am an ass

:o :eek: :crazy:

Nefir 11-10-2003 05:18 PM

So, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hurry! We've got controlled chucking trials going on in the lab at this very moment, and we'll have the answer shortly... until then, its most certainly unanswerable :D

Tophat665 11-10-2003 06:19 PM

Which is worse, insatiable penguin lust or mockery of the queen of geckos?

(saw that on alt.humor.oracle back 5 years or so ago)

Journeyman 11-10-2003 06:30 PM

Nefir: He could cut a quart of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every quart he cut.

jumpjet 11-11-2003 07:04 PM

How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hoardes got bored?

-calvin

hy_ 11-12-2003 02:50 PM

When exactly am I going to die?

CSflim 11-12-2003 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hy_
When exactly am I going to die?
http://www.deathclock.com/

Shpoop 11-13-2003 07:35 PM

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

spived2 11-13-2003 07:45 PM

If nothing is impossible, wouldn't it be impossible for something to be impossible?

SirGoreaxe 11-15-2003 11:55 PM

If there are alien out there, what would they look like?

GakFace 11-16-2003 01:23 PM

I don't think I saw it stated... if I'm wrong let me know...

But I can answer EVERY question with "Q"... just.. Q.. ;).. You never said the unanswerable question with the correct answer.. just unanswerable... I answer every question now with

Q!

QuasiMojo 11-16-2003 02:36 PM

imagine a color outside of the prism of human imagination.
what does it look like?


______________________

quien es?

orange monkeyee 11-16-2003 07:18 PM

because the dick had a bush around it and the colon was just a pain?

HoChiMinh 11-21-2003 08:50 AM

What is the correct way to write the spoken sentence "There are three too's in the english language"?

QuasiMojo 11-23-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HoChiMinh
What is the correct way to write the spoken sentence "There are three too's in the english language"?
help yourself to a three toed tree toad

arael 11-24-2003 09:11 PM

Are there odd perfect numbers? Are there infinite perfect numbers?

Jonsgirl 11-25-2003 09:06 PM

WHY???

Sho Nuff 11-26-2003 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dilbert1234567
then god is not all powerful if he can not create a rock so heavy that even he can not lift
If God is allpowerful then he can create a rock that he cannot lift. Then being allpowerful he can make himself stronger to lift it.

My question: Since all i do is goof off on the computer all day, why havent i been fired?

Craven Morehead 11-26-2003 01:05 PM

Why is Celine Dion popular?

thebpem 12-17-2003 12:59 AM

where are my pants?

timalkin 12-20-2003 02:06 PM

dude, where's my car?

losthellhound 12-20-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuasiMojo
imagine a color outside of the prism of human imagination.
what does it look like?

Isn't that flawed? How can we imagine something outside our imagination?

Koans make my head hurt ;)

-Ever- 12-20-2003 09:23 PM

who dropped the last donkey?

QuasiMojo 12-20-2003 10:06 PM

I don't Know.....
but here comes the cow...

QuasiMojo 12-20-2003 10:08 PM

>>><<<<mmmmmMMMMMOVEANYMOUNTAINNNNNNN>>>>>>>>>


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:56 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76