Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Knowledge and How-To (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-knowledge-how/)
-   -   Grammar Rules and Punctuation (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-knowledge-how/149816-grammar-rules-punctuation.html)

LordEden 07-28-2009 06:43 AM

Grammar Rules and Punctuation
 
It took a surprising amount of willpower to NOT name this thread, "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?".

I've been writing on here alot compared to other places I comment/post on. The language, punctuation and grammar usually goes no higher than the 3rd grade on those sites. Here, I actually need to re-read and edit my posts. Here in lies the problem, I have horrible grammar . I have spell check for my 2nd grade spelling and after a while I think the computer begins to understand my dyslexic spelling. What I need help with is the rules of grammar and the English language.

I did have a friend that would edit all of my letters, important emails and during college my papers (like the last sentience, should there be a comma between "emails" and "and"??). She was great at it and was a key person that helped me graduate college. Then my penis got involved and now she doesn't talk to me. So, I need to learn how to do this myself.

I thought about taking a class at the community college, but the material I need to cover is not taught except as E.S.L. Creative writing would help, but would not get to the root of the problem. So, just like the tagline of this forum states, I have TFP to help me.

I need websites, names of books, online lessons, anything that could help me with learning the rules of punctuation and grammar. Like that last sentence, commas confuse the SHIT out of me. Don't even get me started on run-ins and semi-colons. I feel like the grammar nazis are just cringing whenever I start typing a post. This will help me IRL with cover letters and emails for jobs, as I need a new one badly.

I figure I can memorize the rules for writing and have a nice reference for when I'm trying to get an interview with someone. I don't need to be prefect, just better than what I am now.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 06:50 AM

First, there is no one proper way to use commas; however, there are ways to misuse them. It's confusing, I know.

Start by reading Strunk & White's Elements of Style. It's not necessarily the be-all and end-all, but it's simple, straightforward, and thin.

[edit]I had a friend who would edit all of my letters, important e-mail, and, during college, my papers.[/edit]:thumbsup:

EDIT: For the record, your issue with commas in your OP is about whether or not to use the serial/Oxford comma (the last comma in a list). It's a stylistic choice. I prefer to use it.

LordEden 07-28-2009 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2677470)
EDIT: For the record, your issue with commas in your OP is about whether or not to use the serial/Oxford comma (the last comma in a list). It's a stylistic choice. I prefer to use it.

I have choices? Oh dear god, I am fucked. :confused:

I always thought it was, the comma goes here, here, here, and here. Rinse and Repeat.

I'll go by the Library today and see if they have that book. I just hope my brain doesn't explode.

Jetée 07-28-2009 07:07 AM

Ah, "e-mail" is comparable to the words sheep and meat, in the sense of same singular/plural denotation.

The more you know.


I know the deal about prepositions and not ending a sentence with one, but to choose the easiest example: how would you rearrange this sentence in the simplest manner to become a grammatically-correct structure?

ex. "What's this all about?"

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2677484)
I have choices? Oh dear god, I am fucked. :confused:

There aren't many choices like these. Should I avoid letting you know the difference between open and closed style of comma use?

Quote:

I always thought it was, the comma goes here, here, here, and here. Rinse and Repeat.
You favour the serial comma, which is fine, unless there are official requirements telling you otherwise. Some say it is superfluous.

Comma use is a heavily debated topic amongst editors. It has been for decades, if not centuries. Just figure out how to avoid outright misuse and you'll be fine.

Quote:

I'll go by the Library today and see if they have that book. I just hope my brain doesn't explode.
That's the beauty of it. It won't overwhelm you.

roachboy 07-28-2009 07:09 AM

i look at commas as like breathing spots. this isn't strict (so if you make a clause that functions as an adjective you might have to use them to separate it from what it modifies even if you wouldn't pause for breath there were you reading it aloud).

colons link together sentences: semi colons link sentence to fragment. that's the rule i think.

once you figure out the basic game, you can mess around with it--for example if you decide to play with cadences, you can use commas to manipulate them.

but really, it depends on what you're writing. in a critical essay, for example, i have found that folk get in trouble with commas because they're using passive voice. so when i taught writing i would go after the use of verbs. make the sentences active and you'll have to keep them shorter. keeping them shorter simplifies them, structurally speaking. mostly this erases questions about how to use punctuation to string together elements that would be simple to deal with in a separate sentences.

that's my tip, really. use active sentences. use more passive or complicated constructions for particular reasons. know why you're doing it, in other words.

well, there are two tips. the other one is write alot. just do it. it's like any other craft: there's no substitute for doing stuff.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 07:14 AM

Some good advice, rb. But a couple things to point out:

Quote:

Originally Posted by roachboy (Post 2677494)
i look at commas as like breathing spots. this isn't strict (so if you make a clause that functions as an adjective you might have to use them to separate it from what it modifies even if you wouldn't pause for breath there were you reading it aloud).

You have to be careful with this. Dropping in commas where the language should be left to its own rhythm can annoy a lot of readers. That's why some editors only use commas where necessary for grammatical sense. (The open style.)

Quote:

colons link together sentences: semi colons link sentence to fragment. that's the rule i think.
I think this is backwards. Colons allow you to introduce phrases or fragments, such as lists or statements/declarations linked to the preceding sentence. Semi-colons link closely related sentences. You shouldn't use semi-colons between incomplete sentences. You can use the em-dash (—) for this, if you want to add the fragment as parenthetical-like material.

I'm being formal, of course.

genuinegirly 07-28-2009 07:16 AM

While you're at the library, do yourself a favor and check out a book by Lynne Truss

Eats Shoots and Leaves: the zero tolerance approach to punctuation

It's a fun read, and informative.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2677501)
While you're at the library, do yourself a favor and check out a book by Lynne Truss

Eats Shoots and Leaves: the zero tolerance approach to punctuation

It's a fun read, and informative.

While it may be fun and informative, I've had editors tell me it's riddled with punctuation errors....sweet, delicious irony. *shrug* I haven't read it, so take that as hearsay.

---------- Post added at 11:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:18 AM ----------

Another lesson in commas:

When you address someone directly, you should offset this with commas.

For example:
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

not

"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"

The second sentence reads "English motherfucker" as a noun, rather than you calling someone a motherfucker while asking him or her about the English language. I mean, I've known some English motherfuckers, but this is beside the point. You should be clear that you are addressing someone by using commas.

roachboy 07-28-2009 07:22 AM

i like editors.
they can see things about your sentences even when you can't any more.
and they know when you mess up rules.
and usually they're nice to you.
they're like santa claus that way.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 07:24 AM

Well, when you get your start as an editor, you quickly learn the hard way that many writers are sensitive people. ;)

Redlemon 07-28-2009 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2677501)
While you're at the library, do yourself a favor and check out a book by Lynne Truss

Eats Shoots and Leaves: the zero tolerance approach to punctuation

It's a fun read, and informative.

I didn't like the style of ESL; my go-to book is .

PonyPotato 07-28-2009 07:27 AM

Did anyone else notice the misspelling in the thread title?

genuinegirly 07-28-2009 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PonyPotato (Post 2677521)
Did anyone else notice the misspelling in the thread title?

Yes, it's what drew me in to read the thread.

PonyPotato 07-28-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2677523)
Yes, it's what drew me in to read the thread.

Thanks, I'm not totally crazy. I was wondering how it was possible for Baraka_Guru to make multiple replies to the thread without pointing that out.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 07:32 AM

Shh.... be gentle. This is about grammar, not spelling. Besides, I'm eating my lunch. I'll get around to it when I get the chance. ;)

LordEden 07-28-2009 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PonyPotato (Post 2677521)
Did anyone else notice the misspelling in the thread title?

I thought I got that one right, damn it. Could one of the mods fix that for me?

genuinegirly 07-28-2009 07:46 AM

Sure, I'll fix it - no prob!

LordEden 07-28-2009 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roachboy (Post 2677494)
once you figure out the basic game, you can mess around with it--for example if you decide to play with cadences, you can use commas to manipulate them.

I just want the basic game, apparently I've been throwing the basketball at the wrong goal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2677490)
There aren't many choices like these. Should I avoid letting you know the difference between open and closed style of comma use?

Yeah, let's stay basic. I'm not writing research papers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2677505)
[/COLOR]Another lesson in commas:

When you address someone directly, you should offset this with commas.

For example:
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

not

"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"

The second sentence reads "English motherfucker" as a noun, rather than you calling someone a motherfucker while asking him or her about the English language. I mean, I've known some English motherfuckers, but this is beside the point. You should be clear that you are addressing someone by using commas.

It was worth making this thread just to hear you edit one of Samuel L Jackson's best lines. :thumbsup:

I'll check out both of those books, GG and Redlemon. I really want to work on this, it's something that bugs the fuck out of me when I don't know if I'm correct or not.

Martian 07-28-2009 08:38 AM

I'm guilty of comma abuse, and have to watch myself carefully. I tend to group thoughts together in my writing; this is a good habit in general since it helps with flow, but it also tends to leave me grasping for ways to join my thoughts together.

A semi-colon by my understanding is used to connect to inter-related but independent statements. Ex:

My dog is big. He eats a lot of kibble.

Becomes:

My dog is big; he eats a lot of kibble.

Both are complete (albeit simple) sentences. Joining them with a semi-colon allows the reader to transition more smoothly from one to the next.

Everyone's afraid of semi-colons and em dashes, but I think the comma is the most difficult piece of punctuation to use correctly.

Zeraph 07-28-2009 12:35 PM

It gets even worse when you get to creative or writer's license. :) When it comes down to it there are very few hard rules in grammar. It's more about learning (after the basics) how to write for your intended audience. Forum posts should have a different style than a formal letter. Always remember the most important rule, write it so it makes sense. If it's difficult to read what's the point of the extra grammatical work you've put into it?

jewels 07-28-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2677470)
Start by reading Strunk & White's Elements of Style. It's not necessarily the be-all and end-all, but it's simple, straightforward, and thin.

^^^ Ditto that. ^^^

You can check it out online. Granted, the site is annoying, but if you turn on your Gestapo pop-up blockers, it's got what you need.

Strunk, William, Jr. 1918. The Elements of Style

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 05:52 PM

Oh, I should probably mention that the Strunk & White now has an illustrated edition. Wo0t!

/book nerd

MuadDib 07-28-2009 05:57 PM

Strunk & White, Elements of Style

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Baraka_Guru 07-28-2009 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuadDib (Post 2677964)
Strunk & White, Elements of Style

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Carry it in your back pocket.

LordEden 07-28-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2677771)
You can check it out online. Granted, the site is annoying, but if you turn on your Gestapo pop-up blockers, it's got what you need.

Strunk, William, Jr. 1918. The Elements of Style

Thanks for the link! I'll try my best to start digesting all of this information tomorrow.

SecretMethod70 07-28-2009 07:48 PM

Lots of good stuff in this thread.

I don't have much to add, other than these two points:

1) I'm a big fan and supporter of the serial comma. I realize there are valid arguments on both sides, but it just looks WRONG to me when I see a list without it.

2) For god's sake, look at the rules about punctuation and quotation marks.

Redlemon 07-29-2009 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretMethod70 (Post 2678035)
2) For god's sake, look at the rules about punctuation and quotation marks.

Feh! I refuse to submit to Universal American-style period/quotation marks!

Glory's Sun 07-29-2009 08:28 AM

I had a teacher once who stated that if we ever used a comma splice we would get an instant fail.

she was awesome.

on here, I don't really give a fuck about grammar.. other areas of my life.. it's very important.

LordEden 07-29-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr (Post 2678303)
on here, I don't really give a fuck about grammar.. other areas of my life.. it's very important.

This board is practice for me to improve on my grammar. The more I write, the move I practice my grammar, the better off I will be for RL. Unless I find someone to write my cover letters for me. I wonder how much it will cost to get Baraka_Guru to outsource his wordsmith talents.

Spelling I can do nothing about, I misspell the simplest words all day long. When they are wrong, they look correct. When they are correct, they look wrong. You don't know this, but I misspelled "wrong" 4 different times before spellcheck finally figured out what I was talking about.

Jetée 07-29-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2678317)
You don't know this, but I misspelled "wrong" 4 different times before spellcheck finally figured out what I was talking about.

Alright, I'm random and inconsequential, I know, but is this sentence structure acceptable in formal writings, i.e. news articles or journalistic thesis entries?

The 'about' clause, I mean; we all say and write things that end in prepositions, but unless strictly taught not to do so, we can't help but keep erring back to the familiar. Is it wrong or weird to see this, or I am solitary in this thinking?

So, what would be a proper alternative to this sentence in which I am writing about? (now)

Redlemon 07-29-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2678339)
So, what would be a proper alternative to this sentence in which I am writing about? (now)

So a Texan goes to Harvard and he is walking across Harvard yard when he sees a student, wearing his beanie, approaching. He stops the student and asks, "Excuse me, feller, where's the library at?"

The Harvard student, taken aback, responds: "Dear sir, here at Harvard we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

To which the Texan replies: "Okay, where's the library at, asshole."

Jetée 07-29-2009 10:01 AM

Astounding, and far-and-away the best response I could have gotten. (makes me feel somewhat better that I was inadvertently ignored the first go-around)

LordEden 07-29-2009 10:10 AM

Hey you could be the guy that everyone is using as an example of bad grammar.

Glad I ordered that Armor Upgrade to Thick Skin +2 (+5 vs Grammar Nazis). :thumbsup:

Then again I did start a thread about how my grammar sucks. Oh well.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:19 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360