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Grammar Rules and Punctuation
It took a surprising amount of willpower to NOT name this thread, "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?".
I've been writing on here alot compared to other places I comment/post on. The language, punctuation and grammar usually goes no higher than the 3rd grade on those sites. Here, I actually need to re-read and edit my posts. Here in lies the problem, I have horrible grammar . I have spell check for my 2nd grade spelling and after a while I think the computer begins to understand my dyslexic spelling. What I need help with is the rules of grammar and the English language. I did have a friend that would edit all of my letters, important emails and during college my papers (like the last sentience, should there be a comma between "emails" and "and"??). She was great at it and was a key person that helped me graduate college. Then my penis got involved and now she doesn't talk to me. So, I need to learn how to do this myself. I thought about taking a class at the community college, but the material I need to cover is not taught except as E.S.L. Creative writing would help, but would not get to the root of the problem. So, just like the tagline of this forum states, I have TFP to help me. I need websites, names of books, online lessons, anything that could help me with learning the rules of punctuation and grammar. Like that last sentence, commas confuse the SHIT out of me. Don't even get me started on run-ins and semi-colons. I feel like the grammar nazis are just cringing whenever I start typing a post. This will help me IRL with cover letters and emails for jobs, as I need a new one badly. I figure I can memorize the rules for writing and have a nice reference for when I'm trying to get an interview with someone. I don't need to be prefect, just better than what I am now. |
First, there is no one proper way to use commas; however, there are ways to misuse them. It's confusing, I know.
Start by reading Strunk & White's Elements of Style. It's not necessarily the be-all and end-all, but it's simple, straightforward, and thin. [edit]I had a friend who would edit all of my letters, important e-mail, and, during college, my papers.[/edit]:thumbsup: EDIT: For the record, your issue with commas in your OP is about whether or not to use the serial/Oxford comma (the last comma in a list). It's a stylistic choice. I prefer to use it. |
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I always thought it was, the comma goes here, here, here, and here. Rinse and Repeat. I'll go by the Library today and see if they have that book. I just hope my brain doesn't explode. |
Ah, "e-mail" is comparable to the words sheep and meat, in the sense of same singular/plural denotation.
The more you know. I know the deal about prepositions and not ending a sentence with one, but to choose the easiest example: how would you rearrange this sentence in the simplest manner to become a grammatically-correct structure? ex. "What's this all about?" |
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Comma use is a heavily debated topic amongst editors. It has been for decades, if not centuries. Just figure out how to avoid outright misuse and you'll be fine. Quote:
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i look at commas as like breathing spots. this isn't strict (so if you make a clause that functions as an adjective you might have to use them to separate it from what it modifies even if you wouldn't pause for breath there were you reading it aloud).
colons link together sentences: semi colons link sentence to fragment. that's the rule i think. once you figure out the basic game, you can mess around with it--for example if you decide to play with cadences, you can use commas to manipulate them. but really, it depends on what you're writing. in a critical essay, for example, i have found that folk get in trouble with commas because they're using passive voice. so when i taught writing i would go after the use of verbs. make the sentences active and you'll have to keep them shorter. keeping them shorter simplifies them, structurally speaking. mostly this erases questions about how to use punctuation to string together elements that would be simple to deal with in a separate sentences. that's my tip, really. use active sentences. use more passive or complicated constructions for particular reasons. know why you're doing it, in other words. well, there are two tips. the other one is write alot. just do it. it's like any other craft: there's no substitute for doing stuff. |
Some good advice, rb. But a couple things to point out:
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I'm being formal, of course. |
While you're at the library, do yourself a favor and check out a book by Lynne Truss
Eats Shoots and Leaves: the zero tolerance approach to punctuation It's a fun read, and informative. |
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---------- Post added at 11:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:18 AM ---------- Another lesson in commas: When you address someone directly, you should offset this with commas. For example: "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" not "English motherfucker, do you speak it?" The second sentence reads "English motherfucker" as a noun, rather than you calling someone a motherfucker while asking him or her about the English language. I mean, I've known some English motherfuckers, but this is beside the point. You should be clear that you are addressing someone by using commas. |
i like editors.
they can see things about your sentences even when you can't any more. and they know when you mess up rules. and usually they're nice to you. they're like santa claus that way. |
Well, when you get your start as an editor, you quickly learn the hard way that many writers are sensitive people. ;)
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Did anyone else notice the misspelling in the thread title?
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Shh.... be gentle. This is about grammar, not spelling. Besides, I'm eating my lunch. I'll get around to it when I get the chance. ;)
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Sure, I'll fix it - no prob!
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I'll check out both of those books, GG and Redlemon. I really want to work on this, it's something that bugs the fuck out of me when I don't know if I'm correct or not. |
I'm guilty of comma abuse, and have to watch myself carefully. I tend to group thoughts together in my writing; this is a good habit in general since it helps with flow, but it also tends to leave me grasping for ways to join my thoughts together.
A semi-colon by my understanding is used to connect to inter-related but independent statements. Ex: My dog is big. He eats a lot of kibble. Becomes: My dog is big; he eats a lot of kibble. Both are complete (albeit simple) sentences. Joining them with a semi-colon allows the reader to transition more smoothly from one to the next. Everyone's afraid of semi-colons and em dashes, but I think the comma is the most difficult piece of punctuation to use correctly. |
It gets even worse when you get to creative or writer's license. :) When it comes down to it there are very few hard rules in grammar. It's more about learning (after the basics) how to write for your intended audience. Forum posts should have a different style than a formal letter. Always remember the most important rule, write it so it makes sense. If it's difficult to read what's the point of the extra grammatical work you've put into it?
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You can check it out online. Granted, the site is annoying, but if you turn on your Gestapo pop-up blockers, it's got what you need. Strunk, William, Jr. 1918. The Elements of Style |
Oh, I should probably mention that the Strunk & White now has an illustrated edition. Wo0t!
/book nerd |
Strunk & White, Elements of Style
Learn it. Know it. Live it. |
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Lots of good stuff in this thread.
I don't have much to add, other than these two points: 1) I'm a big fan and supporter of the serial comma. I realize there are valid arguments on both sides, but it just looks WRONG to me when I see a list without it. 2) For god's sake, look at the rules about punctuation and quotation marks. |
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I had a teacher once who stated that if we ever used a comma splice we would get an instant fail.
she was awesome. on here, I don't really give a fuck about grammar.. other areas of my life.. it's very important. |
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Spelling I can do nothing about, I misspell the simplest words all day long. When they are wrong, they look correct. When they are correct, they look wrong. You don't know this, but I misspelled "wrong" 4 different times before spellcheck finally figured out what I was talking about. |
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The 'about' clause, I mean; we all say and write things that end in prepositions, but unless strictly taught not to do so, we can't help but keep erring back to the familiar. Is it wrong or weird to see this, or I am solitary in this thinking? So, what would be a proper alternative to this sentence in which I am writing about? (now) |
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The Harvard student, taken aback, responds: "Dear sir, here at Harvard we do not end our sentences with prepositions." To which the Texan replies: "Okay, where's the library at, asshole." |
Astounding, and far-and-away the best response I could have gotten. (makes me feel somewhat better that I was inadvertently ignored the first go-around)
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Hey you could be the guy that everyone is using as an example of bad grammar.
Glad I ordered that Armor Upgrade to Thick Skin +2 (+5 vs Grammar Nazis). :thumbsup: Then again I did start a thread about how my grammar sucks. Oh well. |
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