Christmas cards for the Psychologically Challenged - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

hunnychile · 12-08-2005, 10:07 AM

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Schizophrenia--- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia--- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic--- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .........

Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells

Agoraphobia--- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House

Autistic--- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

Senile Dementia--- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder--- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder--- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate

pandafaye · 12-08-2005, 05:31 PM

Very nice list. Worth a chuckle. =D

Naked Communist · 12-11-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by hunnychile

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Autistic--- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

Oh that is so wrong. I have a very vivid mental picture on that one.

MageB420666 · 12-12-2005, 12:06 AM

That would be sooo much funnier if I didn't work in a mental instution and see examples of that every shift... by the way, the borderline personality is wrong, they tend to just be ass hats (all though not all of them are).

rlynnm · 12-12-2005, 12:10 AM

Great giggles! This just happily added to my already existing disdain for christmas music!

Redlemon · 12-12-2005, 10:46 AM

Sick, sick, sick.

/(Prints out copy anyway.)

ryfo · 12-19-2005, 12:27 AM

My SO suffers from the last disorder and she was rolling around the floor in laughter when I read this out to her. Its good to be able to take the mickey out of a problem that too few people who dont suffer it understand. ( BTW, she reakons you are spot on with her carol!)

soul_wisdom · 01-09-2006, 01:37 AM

You rock, myself and all my co workers really enjoyed this one, thanks tons for bringing a smile to a VERY long night.

12-08-2005, 10:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Christmas cards for the Psychologically Challenged Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged Schizophrenia--- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia--- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic--- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ......... Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Agoraphobia--- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autistic--- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock Senile Dementia--- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder--- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder--- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

12-12-2005, 12:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	That would be sooo much funnier if I didn't work in a mental instution and see examples of that every shift... by the way, the borderline personality is wrong, they tend to just be ass hats (all though not all of them are). __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

12-12-2005, 12:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	Great giggles! This just happily added to my already existing disdain for christmas music! __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.

12-12-2005, 10:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Sick, sick, sick. /(Prints out copy anyway.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-09-2006, 01:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
soul_wisdom Upright	You rock, myself and all my co workers really enjoyed this one, thanks tons for bringing a smile to a VERY long night. __________________ “Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so” attr. Bertrand Russell

12-08-2005, 05:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
pandafaye Tilted Location: Maine	Very nice list. Worth a chuckle. =D

12-19-2005, 12:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	My SO suffers from the last disorder and she was rolling around the floor in laughter when I read this out to her. Its good to be able to take the mickey out of a problem that too few people who dont suffer it understand. ( BTW, she reakons you are spot on with her carol!)