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Brewmaniac · 01-06-2006, 10:03 AM

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.

She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favor?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating hair
remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money.

I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they
will confiscate it at customs.

Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any
questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination.

When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you
have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he
replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash
down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for
use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

Charlatan · 01-06-2006, 10:24 AM

Customs agent: What about little boys?

Brewmaniac · 01-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Charlatan, your bad! Truthful but bad! LOL!

Charlatan · 01-08-2006, 09:29 AM

I'm going to hell... I know.

SirLance · 01-08-2006, 10:13 PM

Great joke!

maleficent · 01-09-2006, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I'm going to hell... I know.

don't worry - I'll show you around when you get there...

there'll be one friendly-ish face...

Cute joke!!

Toaster126 · 01-10-2006, 08:04 AM

Wow, that was suprisingly funny.

Darklight Adept · 01-11-2006, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I'm going to hell... I know.

Is that handbasket a two seater? I need a companion since I'll be going there was well =D

shadowfiend · 01-11-2006, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Customs agent: What about little boys?

That made me laughed harder than the joke. LOL

01-06-2006, 10:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Customs A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-06-2006, 10:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Customs agent: What about little boys? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-06-2006, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Charlatan, your bad! Truthful but bad! LOL! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-08-2006, 09:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'm going to hell... I know. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-08-2006, 10:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Great joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-10-2006, 08:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Wow, that was suprisingly funny. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)