SirLance

A young man was so well-endowed that it was hurting his knees, so an operation was scheduled to fix the problem. Three doctors were called in to consult on the surgery.

The first doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk off the end?" They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk out of the middle?" They discussed it and decided it would risk its shape.

The third doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk off the base?" They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.

That only left the scrub nurse. The doctors looked over at her and saw she had tears running down her cheeks. "Why don't we," she said through her tears, "just make his legs longer?"

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legolas

hahaha i like it

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