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Brewmaniac · 01-03-2006, 11:13 AM

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.

The man is very impressed. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him "What's your IQ?"

The man responds "about 100".

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, ', the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him another drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think".

And the robot says...real slowly..."So....ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

SirLance · 01-03-2006, 12:33 PM

Ouch! Good one, Brew!

maleficent · 01-03-2006, 12:34 PM

now now now... let's leave the insults to politics shall we?

CSflim · 01-04-2006, 05:56 AM

Hahaha. Unexpected punchline!

Gatorade Frost · 01-04-2006, 09:21 AM

Ouch... That stung a little bit...

Zeraph · 01-04-2006, 10:27 AM

Made me LOL but I think this one may belong in politics

LoganSnake · 01-04-2006, 10:29 AM

It's humor...posted in a Humor forum...sounds right to me...

flat5 · 01-04-2006, 04:10 PM

old joke.

Musician version:

"What sticks do you use?"

carrot glace · 01-05-2006, 12:52 AM

very funny, lets get wasted then lets go vote bush!

legolas · 01-06-2006, 12:45 AM

hahahahaha wow i had no idea where that was going. gonna steal it, thanks.

01-03-2006, 11:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Smart Robot A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities. The man is very impressed. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him "What's your IQ?" The man responds "about 100". Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, ', the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him another drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think". And the robot says...real slowly..."So....ya gonna vote for Bush again?" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-03-2006, 12:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! Good one, Brew! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-03-2006, 12:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	now now now... let's leave the insults to politics shall we? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-04-2006, 05:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahaha. Unexpected punchline! __________________

01-04-2006, 09:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Ouch... That stung a little bit... __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

01-04-2006, 10:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Made me LOL but I think this one may belong in politics

01-04-2006, 10:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	It's humor...posted in a Humor forum...sounds right to me... __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

01-04-2006, 04:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	old joke. Musician version: "What sticks do you use?"

01-05-2006, 12:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	very funny, lets get wasted then lets go vote bush! __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

01-06-2006, 12:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	hahahahaha wow i had no idea where that was going. gonna steal it, thanks. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."