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Old 01-03-2006, 11:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Smart Robot

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.

The man is very impressed. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him "What's your IQ?"

The man responds "about 100".

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, ', the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him another drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think".

And the robot says...real slowly..."So....ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ouch! Good one, Brew!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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now now now... let's leave the insults to politics shall we?
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha. Unexpected punchline!
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ouch... That stung a little bit...
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Made me LOL but I think this one may belong in politics
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's humor...posted in a Humor forum...sounds right to me...
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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old joke.

Musician version:

"What sticks do you use?"
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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very funny, lets get wasted then lets go vote bush!
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Old 01-06-2006, 12:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hahahahaha wow i had no idea where that was going. gonna steal it, thanks.
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