Many Types of Orgasms
 

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards= Conquistadorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms

Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
lol

been there nice list :lol:

sex while washing the windows or feeding the dog = choregasms
sex with someone who is never satisfied = moregasms
sex while slapping a los angles police officer in the gface = zsa zsa gaborgasms
sex with quadruplets = fourgasms

sex with a dullard = boregasms

Good list!

detourgasm - finishing not the way you started
carnivorgasm - sex with a meat eater

sex while shopping = storegasm
sex while in love = amorgasm
sex while sleeping = snoregasm
sex with Oliver = please,sir-can-have-some-moregasm

These are so great :thumbsup:

sex with a faked climax - fabrigasm
a promised climax - I-owe-U-gasm.
a climax taped for blackmail - fraudgasm
sex with god - omnigasm

Sex while butchering a woman with an axe = Goregasm

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms

Best kind of orgasm :thumbsup:

LOL

Still wanting=somemoregasms

Sex with an interior decorator: decorgasm
Sex while begging: implorgasm
Orgy: galoregasm
Sex on Comedy Central: Colbert Rapport-gasm

Sex after stomping her in Tekken: High-score-gasm

Anal - backdoorgasm

sex with a blacksmith=oregasm
sex with a storyteller=loregasm
old fashioned sex=days of yoregasm
sex with chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallows='smoregasm(groan)

sex with beer goggles on=deplorgasm
sex that you initiate=instigasm
sex in a new way=explorgasm
sex before the orgasm=beforgasm
sweaty sex=poregasm
sex with no quarter=hardcorgasm

Sex with a weldor - weldorgasm!

sex with someone you hate=abhorgasm
sex with Lionel Ritchie=Commodoregasm
sex while golfing=foregasm

sex by yourself=sologasm

I will certainly share these with friends - good stuff...

Sex with a dockworker=Longshoregasm

Private sex=Closedoorgasm

Sex in a boat=Offshoregasm

Tim Kazurinski would be so proud of this thread.