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SirLance · 01-02-2006, 08:43 PM

Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye.

"What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike.

"Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled.

"What?" Mike said. "Let me think. When did I give you this advice?"

Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy."

Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?"

"Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!"

theguyondacouch · 01-03-2006, 04:21 AM

Haha, thanks for the laugh man, made the morning easier.

01-02-2006, 08:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The First Date Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye. "What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike. "Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled. "What?" Mike said. "Let me think. When did I give you this advice?" Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy." Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?" "Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-03-2006, 04:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Haha, thanks for the laugh man, made the morning easier. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"