The First Date
 

Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye.

"What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike.

"Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled.

"What?" Mike said. "Let me think. When did I give you this advice?"

Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy."

Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?"

"Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!"

Haha, thanks for the laugh man, made the morning easier.