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marcopolo · 06-03-2003, 04:01 PM

If a round peg fits into a round hole , and a square peg fits into a square hole , then why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe ?

troit · 06-03-2003, 06:01 PM

Good question from a wise sage -- Thanks marco -- that one put a smile on my face.

duckduck · 06-03-2003, 07:09 PM

Just as long as it's not as sharp as one, I don't think anyone would mind either way.

MacGnG · 06-03-2003, 10:27 PM

hmmm good question lol

morlock · 06-05-2003, 01:43 AM

very good question

vermin · 06-08-2003, 10:30 AM

A: so you don't cut your hand.

boggled bologna · 06-08-2003, 07:06 PM

roflmao vermin

TerresqueÜ · 06-08-2003, 07:27 PM

Intriguing...

bravo49 · 06-09-2003, 01:02 AM

I like that one.

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns of?

crackpot · 06-09-2003, 05:02 AM

Ha ha. Or why isn't the vagina like a penis-shaped hole...
(umm, not that I'm complaining)

clifclav · 06-09-2003, 05:56 AM

hehehe. thanks

06-03-2003, 04:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	A Perfect Fit If a round peg fits into a round hole , and a square peg fits into a square hole , then why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe ? __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

06-03-2003, 06:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Good question from a wise sage -- Thanks marco -- that one put a smile on my face. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-03-2003, 07:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Just as long as it's not as sharp as one, I don't think anyone would mind either way. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

06-08-2003, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	A: so you don't cut your hand. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-08-2003, 07:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Intriguing... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-09-2003, 01:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	I like that one. If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns of?

06-09-2003, 05:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Ha ha. Or why isn't the vagina like a penis-shaped hole... (umm, not that I'm complaining)

06-09-2003, 05:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!