LoganSnake

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ..

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A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England great, (not to imply that England is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "ENGLAND" in the western hemisphere,) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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KellyC

Good one, I like it.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Reese

Nice one.. but..
Holiday is derived from Holy Day so I request it be changed to Special Occasion.
Happy Special Occasion everyone!

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Brewmaniac

Written by a lawyer with way too much time on their hands! LOL!

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SirLance

Perhaps this is not too far from becoming reality...

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Slippery Slope

Ha! I like that. And what picture would be on the front of that card I wonder?
Perhaps it's best to just have that old "Late December At Night" where the whole
thing is just black. ...oh, wait...

Zyr

Written by a lawyer with way too much time on their hands, and a time machine!

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"Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."

Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis.
All things change, and we change with them.
- Neil Gaiman, Marvel 1602

DJKDAWG

I Think I may send that to my Family for the holiday wish.

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macmanmike6100

LOLLLL the original joke primed me but *this* just put me over the top!