Racer

Randy decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Randy said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn,
and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in
for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Randy got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met
on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up North about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
out. "I have to admit that I did.
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
Bob 's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did...why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything!!"

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

KellyC

Yes, I REALLY thought the end would be different. Damn my twisted mind, but not the story's twist.

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sadistikdreams

Haha! Good one, caught me off guard.

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loganmule

suckered me too with the ending

mazak

good one !! got me with the ending as well !thanks

punx1325

lol nice one!

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AlmoundJoy18

For a minute there I thought that was totally going to suck because I thought I knew where it was going, but I didn't really know. lol. Nice one.

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nitelyfe

nice one! but I'm still waiting to find out how Jack is involved.

SirLance

Awesome! Thanks!

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Mikey'56

Hahahahahaha, That one caught me off guard! lol
Good one.

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redsfan11

That was good. LOL.

Toaster126

Some of the best punchlines come when you have already mostly stopped listening because you think you have the joke figured out.

Well played.

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