What if the three wise men had been women? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

maleficent · 12-20-2005, 05:02 AM

Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise
Women instead of three Wise Men ?

Women would say:

They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver
the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought
practical gifts.

maleficent · 12-20-2005, 05:02 AM

And the Men's rebuttal:

Yeah, and do you know what they said would have said when they
left?

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

"Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in the
house?"

"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"

"And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!"

"Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole
dish back?"

DEI37 · 12-20-2005, 05:11 AM

You're on a roll this morning! Getting laughs out of my wife and I already!

Charlatan · 12-20-2005, 05:57 AM

Except they wouldn't have been called the Three Wise Women, rather they would be called the Three Smart asses...

At least by Joseph... and probably behind their backs.

xrayvision2 · 12-20-2005, 10:35 AM

they wouldn't have been on time, it's hard enough to find 3 wise women nowadays.back then it would have taken 2003 years to do so.

SirLance · 12-20-2005, 12:25 PM

Naw, they woulnd't have been on time. They'd have been in the bathroom getting their hair and makeup just right, they'd change clothes three times, they'd ask their husbands "Does this make me look fat?" and by the time they LEFT the east, Jesus would have been 4 years old...

12-20-2005, 05:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	What if the three wise men had been women? Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men ? Women would say: They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-20-2005, 05:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	And the Men's rebuttal: Yeah, and do you know what they said would have said when they left? "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?" "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!" "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in the house?" "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!" "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!" "Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?" __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-20-2005, 05:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	You're on a roll this morning! Getting laughs out of my wife and I already! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

12-20-2005, 05:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Except they wouldn't have been called the Three Wise Women, rather they would be called the Three Smart asses... At least by Joseph... and probably behind their backs. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-20-2005, 12:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Naw, they woulnd't have been on time. They'd have been in the bathroom getting their hair and makeup just right, they'd change clothes three times, they'd ask their husbands "Does this make me look fat?" and by the time they LEFT the east, Jesus would have been 4 years old... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-20-2005, 10:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
xrayvision2 Upright	they wouldn't have been on time, it's hard enough to find 3 wise women nowadays.back then it would have taken 2003 years to do so.