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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" |
You may be right...
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That was enough to warrant an outload chuckle... but I dont think its the funniest chicken joke ever.
Maybe... |
rofl.. that's great!
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probably the only chicken joke though that has actually made me laugh... :D |
Ha!
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Its a good one, but probably not the best.
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Yeah, that sounds about right. Good one...not heard it before.
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that is a funny one
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Good one. Would make an interesting cartoon...
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it was
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lol
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that was a good one.
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Well, I thought it was funny, and since it's the only chicken joke that ever made me laugh, I'd have to say it's the best chicken joke I ever heard.
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i think it was the lonely hick farmer who came in the chicken.
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Definately the best
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:rolleyes: :groan:
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Another one (also deserving of a groan)
Which comes first the chicken or the egg? Neither, the rooster cums. |
See my string joke further down the forum, and you will see what my type of humor is. The sad part is that my wife isn't really a stupid humor kind of person, but now when she hears something said that she knows I will find funny, she looks at me and says, "I know, I know".
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Ouch! I like groaners like this. I think they're funny.
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groaners are cool too
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hey, that was good
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it took me a whole 3 seconds to figure out what the punch line was... either im not awake...or that just wasnt funny.. heh.. but as biljan said.... it's a groaner ;)
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heh
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It took a while for it to sink in but man was it worth it.. That's really funny!
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Heard it before but its worth a chuckle!
Glad |
good one!
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Hah. that was good.
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I agree... best chicken joke ever.
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Good joke. No gorans just chuckles. Very good for a chicken joke.
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I like my eggs scrambled....kinda like this joke. Nice try i give it a 3....keep it up though.
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haw
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As far as chicken jokes go that one is a goodie!
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lmao funny shit
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this could be the best by default...I, for one, can think of only one other chicken joke, and this one it better
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thats a good one.....
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haha, read it secound time, still dont get it :D
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the chicken comed first funny
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HA !
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hahaha. heard it but still funny as shit
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