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There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.

There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for lunch.

There was a hunter in the woods, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would swipe and the fish and come out into plain view.

There was a mouse eyeing the hunters sandwhich, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would move into plain view, the hunter would shoot the bear then the hunter would go get the bear and the mouse could get the sandwhich.

There was a cat waiting for the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would move into plain view, the hunter would shoot the bear and for the mouse to go for the sandwhich.

So the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps in the air, the bear catches the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse swipes the sandwhich. The blast from the hunters gun startled the cat, which jumped into the river.

The moral of the story is...When the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

KellyC

saw it coming

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

DJKDAWG

Awesome that made me laught

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Amakudaru

well.... I didn't see that coming, but funny anyways :P

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Damnant Quod Non Intelligunt - translates into "They condemn what they do not understand."

"The numbers on the headstone are not important, it is the hyphen that lies between."

Coppertop

Hmm, somehow I read mouse as moose and it didn't make much sense until I read it again.