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06-03-2003, 11:45 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Why Men Are Not Secretaries
Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
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06-03-2003, 06:30 PM
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Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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Yeah, that's pretty good. I still remember the first time I heard "G-spot." I thought she said cheesepod!! I was still a virgin, who'd lived a sheltered life. Thank goodness I'm past that now!
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06-04-2003, 10:18 AM
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Über-Rookie
Location: No longer, D.C
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hehe.. i dont know whether I should be proud or hang my head in shame that i had to read it over several times trying to figure it out..
sounding out the <i>pabst beer</i> part helped, then I realized what the other meant*grin* good joke
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