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Old 06-03-2003, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Then & Now

What a difference 30 years makes...

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing a pot belly

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Popping pills, smoking joints
2003: Popping joints

1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Taking acid
2003: Taking antacid

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So not looking forward to this...
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Oregon
that is cool
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm not gunna be waiting for those...
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
Go faster!
 
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Yeah, this is scary...I don't want to get old!
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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damn
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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muhahahah...all the old people!
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Getting old may not be much fun, but it's better than the alternative.
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster."

LMAO. My god that's hilarious Can be found here http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/

Point is, getting old is something that won't come as a great shock to anyone, so just start preparing mentally for it and when it comes, it won't be anything you didn't expect.
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