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troit 12-13-2005 11:37 PM

Vagina Beer
 
Two of my favorite words, but I never thought one would literally make the other:



http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562



I don't know whether to vomit or get an erection... ;)

MexicanOnABike 12-14-2005 12:13 AM

huh... *vomits*... is that healthy?!

troit 12-14-2005 12:18 AM

That the worse part - I don't think so....ahhh f*ck it. I'm in!

aphex140 12-14-2005 02:51 AM

Thrush beer

Kind of makes you shudder, although the brewing process should of killed it off.

Now beer drunk from a vagina :crazy: a different matter

redsfan11 12-14-2005 03:35 AM

Wow, that's a new one.

rmarshall 12-14-2005 07:13 AM

I always wondered why I like beer so much!

vanblah 12-14-2005 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mexicanonabike
huh... *vomits*... is that healthy?!


You'd probably get more exposure to bacteria during ... umm ... cunnilingus.

teflonian 12-14-2005 10:25 AM

That is crazy... But I guess it was just a matter of time before something like that was done. I wonder what that particular strain of yeast makes the beer taste like. Intriqued, but I doubt I would actually try it if I had the chance.

Oh, and aphex140 it is actually the yeast that does most of the work in the brewing process. It turns the sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide (and other things, but those are the most important for beer). The yeast actually ends up multiplying many times over in the process, though most of the macro breweries (Bud, Coors, etc.) filter out the yeast at the end of the process. I am guessing that this one does not filter...

Brewmaniac 12-14-2005 02:12 PM

Pour me a tall one Please! Mmm... my two favorite flavors in one. yes! I'm in!

rsl12 12-14-2005 02:15 PM

sounds like a gimmick! 'trace amounts' means absolutely none of the flavor is due to her vagina--you might as well be throwing a boiled pubic hair into the bottom of the brewing vat.

also, the name 'pussy beer' is a little misleading--it should really be called 'vagina fungus beer' or 'yeast infection brew'.

from the website:
Quote:

By sharing my art in this way, I share my body and mind, inviting the viewer to have a conversation on a genuinely intimate level...The participants begin to understand me and I them.
She's not sharing her body or mind--she's sharing a parasite/foreign growth from her body. If you're gaining understanding of anything, it's an understanding of illegal immigration.

Toaster126 12-14-2005 02:55 PM

Does it really matter health-wise where the yeast came from?

rsl12 12-14-2005 03:05 PM

Toaster: if the yeast comes from an orifice suffering from genital herpes, the alcohol will probably take care of the unwanted biological element (in this case, yeast would be the 'wanted' biological element), but I would still be a little bit squeamish.

Coppertop 12-14-2005 03:14 PM

Ewwwwwwww.

Redlemon 12-15-2005 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsl12
Toaster: if the yeast comes from an orifice suffering from genital herpes, the alcohol will probably take care of the unwanted biological element (in this case, yeast would be the 'wanted' biological element), but I would still be a little bit squeamish.

I wouldn't expect that beer would have a high enough alcohol content for that?

Brewmaniac 12-15-2005 06:30 AM

Hey troit, thanks for the new avatar!

Bill O'Rights 12-15-2005 06:54 AM

I like beer.
I like pussy.
I like pussy and beer.
I like pussy mixed with beer.
But...
Beer made from vaginal yeast?
Well, ol' Bill may have to take a raincheck on that one.

IanSturgill 12-15-2005 08:31 AM

so is corona senorita yeast? Ughhh!, That is pretty disgusting, but so is that retin stuff they use to make cheese.

Ilow 12-16-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aphex140
Now beer drunk from a vagina :crazy: a different matter

I'm with him.
Although ironically I imagine beer in the vagina is a pretty good way to get a yeast infection!

MindBabble 12-16-2005 09:51 PM

im just wondering how hygenic that would be......
Personally i couldnt imagine myself drinking vagina beer.....God even the name makes you wanna puke

macmanmike6100 12-17-2005 09:35 AM

sounds utterly disgusting, but I'd actually give it a shot. i'm in asia now and have already tried some interesting 'foods', so i can't imagine the experience would be that bad, especially if Toi is the one handing me the cup :-)

bobby 12-18-2005 08:13 AM

you would know it came frome Seattle..........we are fucking crazy !!! xoxoxoo

troit 12-21-2005 12:30 AM

b(.)(.)bby - Of course it came from Seattle -- your guys are always a bit off kilter out there... ;)

Brewmaniac - your welcome!

phathom 12-21-2005 10:19 AM

Now if it was beer poured on top of a hot, shaved, CLEAN girl, and filtered to the mug or vat, it might be a better gimic, and slightly more appetising. But me, voluntarily wanting to just drink it, probably not gonna happen.

vanblah 12-21-2005 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phathom
Now if it was beer poured on top of a hot, shaved, CLEAN girl, and filtered to the mug or vat, it might be a better gimic, and slightly more appetising. But me, voluntarily wanting to just drink it, probably not gonna happen.

Ironically, it would be more easily contaminated that way.

cpugamerbb 12-22-2005 11:53 PM

Wow, I'll have to spread this around :) thanks-

legolas 12-29-2005 12:05 PM

i can't even imagine...

Furry 12-29-2005 04:04 PM

Oh, that's not right.

Spoiled my drink too. Curse you, internet!

nitelyfe 12-30-2005 01:09 PM

forget the glass. I'll drink it from the source!


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