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Powderedmaggot · 12-12-2005, 12:24 PM

A Canadian traveling to Austailia is passing through the immigration/customs point in the airport when the officer asks him, "Do you have a criminal record?" He replies, "I didn't know I still needed one."

feelgood · 12-12-2005, 12:32 PM

LOL

I love that one

tekaweni · 12-15-2005, 12:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant!! Thanks, that one just made me snort my coffee out my nose..

cellophanedeity · 12-15-2005, 01:29 PM

This is my favorite type of joke. Short, sweet, and hillarious.

optik_nerve · 12-15-2005, 04:26 PM

Ok, maybe I'm thinking too hard, but I don't get it.

SirLance · 12-15-2005, 09:03 PM

Very well put!

edwhit · 12-16-2005, 07:05 AM

lol that's great

Nimetic · 12-17-2005, 04:56 PM

The first white Australians were convicts sent from England. As punishment they shipped 'em from a small rainy island to a large sunny one.

Of course it's more complicated than that, but this is the basic background behind this and some similar jokes.

Mantus · 12-17-2005, 09:11 PM

Ooooo I saving that for a buddy of mine

12-12-2005, 12:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Powderedmaggot Banned	Aussie immigration A Canadian traveling to Austailia is passing through the immigration/customs point in the airport when the officer asks him, "Do you have a criminal record?" He replies, "I didn't know I still needed one."

12-12-2005, 12:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	LOL I love that one __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

12-15-2005, 12:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant!! Thanks, that one just made me snort my coffee out my nose.. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

12-15-2005, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very well put! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-15-2005, 01:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	This is my favorite type of joke. Short, sweet, and hillarious.

12-15-2005, 04:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Ok, maybe I'm thinking too hard, but I don't get it.

12-16-2005, 07:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
edwhit Tilted	lol that's great

12-17-2005, 04:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nimetic Junkie Location: Melbourne, Australia	The first white Australians were convicts sent from England. As punishment they shipped 'em from a small rainy island to a large sunny one. Of course it's more complicated than that, but this is the basic background behind this and some similar jokes.

12-17-2005, 09:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Ooooo I saving that for a buddy of mine