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Old 12-12-2005, 10:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the little darling...

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oooooowwwwww, evil kid
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Decidingly Evil, I like it. Awesome Post.
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