A Huntin' they will go
 

Ben and Bill were out deer hunting. Bill was pretty new to
this whole deer hunting thing, so Ben had told him all about a
clean kill, and field dressing, etc.

Well, after an afternoon up in the stand, Bill heard some
noise in the woods, he got buck fever and fired. He went over
to where he thought his deer should be, and realized he had
shot his good friend Ben.

Bill rushed him to the hospital. After what seemed like a very
long time, the doctor came out shaking his head. He told Bill ,
"The gunshot wound wasn't too bad, and we could have saved
Ben had you just not field-dressed him."

Hahahha

Why Am I just a little bit afraid of you right now?