TwoToTango

Another one I found in French, with my attempt at
a translation following.

Les femmes de Chirac, de Eltsine, et de Clinton parlent de sexe en l'absence de leurs maris :
- Savez-vous comment on appelle le sexe de l'homme en Russie? demande Mme Eltsine.
- La courtoisie car il se lève devant les dames.
- En France, dit Mme Chirac, on l'appelle le rideau car il se lève avant l'acte et se baisse après l'acte.
- Eh bien! dit Mme Clinton, chez nous on l'appelle la rumeur car il va de bouche en bouche!!

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The wives of Chirac, Yeltsin, and Clinton talk about sex in the absence of
their husbands.

"Do you know what we call a man's sex organ in Russia?" asks Mrs. Yeltsin.
"We call it 'courtesy,' because it stands up in the presence of ladies."

"In France," says Mrs. Chirac, "We call it 'curtain,' because it rises before
the act and descends after the act."

"Well," says Mrs. Clinton, "At our house we call it 'rumor,' because it travels
from mouth to mouth."