Nancy

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

feelgood

LOL. I love the 3rd one

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

Furry

Oh my aching sides... the kangeroo ones are priceless...

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Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom".
(From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

Mantus

The second one is my favorite. Naturally.

Charlatan

Love the last one...

Thanks Nancy.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

theguyondacouch

I like the evil coffee machine. Thanks for posting these!

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Siege

Love the second one.

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

Vizzini

That second one is just WRONG!

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Inconceivable!

CSflim

"He's Grounded"

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