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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 11-23-2005, 07:35 PM

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Glad

DEI37 · 11-24-2005, 05:35 PM

LOL...that's a good one.

11-23-2005, 07:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	The owner of a golf course... The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

11-24-2005, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	LOL...that's a good one. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.