KellyC

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....


You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night against your wishes....


You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But ....

Wait a minute....

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Siege

Haha. That's hilarious.

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pandafaye

Very nice. Where did you come across that?

bbbbbb555

thats pretty good, it made me laugh

Brewmaniac

Hey Kelly, good one! In the future try search it was funny in July too, when Daniel posted it.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=family+Volvo

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MageB420666

I'm just wondering how they managed to have sex with her wearing her pants?

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Pragma

Rear entry jeans? Dunno.

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Kadath

Or maybe it's a posed shot.

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fresnelly

Somehow, knowing it's a posed prank makes it funnier.

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feelgood

Or dry hump

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Jinn

Where do you get the idea that she had pants on?

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fresnelly

You can make out her beltline and some wrinkles in her jeans.

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ratbastid

Ya think?

Toaster126

Could be one of those scenester dresses hiked up, I suppose.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

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rmarshall

Let's just pretend she was wearing a short denim minidress. It works for me!

Dragonknight

Yes I love this idea, It makes the joke better in so many ways.

1. Shitty way to get caught.
2. At least she enjoyed the night out.

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