Nancy

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

FngKestrel

Hahah...great ones. I love the first one and the last one.

Bill O'Rights

Yay Asterix!

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

pandafaye

I love that fucked-up, crazy-ass, weirdo beaver. Heh. I don't think I'll ever wear mittens without thinking of the first one now...

Siege

I love the last one

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

theguyondacouch

haha, those are my kind of dice.

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

nonkem

That first one is awesome, I love it.

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The blood drive is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his blood slaves.

Ishmal

HAHA!

thanx Nancy

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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."