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bobby · 11-04-2005, 04:41 PM

TWELVE PRIESTS were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before
them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with
no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest,Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off and
fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps
forward and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells began to ring

MooseMan3000 · 11-04-2005, 07:25 PM

Bahahahaha! That is a fucking beautiful punchline! So clean, concise... perfect!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 11-06-2005, 10:09 AM

Very funny.

Glad

Zeraph · 11-06-2005, 10:57 AM

OMG

.......

Etarip · 11-06-2005, 01:18 PM

Awesome

ranger · 11-13-2005, 03:35 PM

that was so wrong... i'm glad i'm not religious

qweds · 11-13-2005, 04:15 PM

wow, that was funny, *ahem, sorry god

deportes · 11-13-2005, 05:05 PM

thats funny

Xazy · 11-13-2005, 05:28 PM

LOL, that was good!

loganmule · 11-26-2005, 08:58 PM

hilarious, thanks...can't wait to share it

buddle · 11-27-2005, 05:53 AM

classic

that one is awsome

SirLance · 11-27-2005, 10:04 PM

Funny, especially in light of the new pronouncement that gays won't be ordained...

11-04-2005, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	12 PRIESTS TWELVE PRIESTS were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest,Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells began to ring __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

11-06-2005, 10:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Very funny. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

11-13-2005, 03:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	that was so wrong... i'm glad i'm not religious __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

11-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
qweds has been Location: Chicago	wow, that was funny, *ahem, sorry god __________________ tim(mah)

11-27-2005, 05:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
buddle Upright Location: Norway	classic that one is awsome __________________ im in love

11-04-2005, 07:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	Bahahahaha! That is a fucking beautiful punchline! So clean, concise... perfect!

11-06-2005, 10:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	OMG .......

11-13-2005, 05:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	thats funny

11-13-2005, 05:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	LOL, that was good!

11-26-2005, 08:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	hilarious, thanks...can't wait to share it

11-27-2005, 10:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Funny, especially in light of the new pronouncement that gays won't be ordained... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.