Never choke in the south...
 

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

'Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Cute... but for some reason, I'm getting a mighty big guffaw out of it because of the poster... In my head - -Ben has a cute l'il Canuckistani accent.. and having that pretent to have a southern accent makes the telling even funnier...

/me needs a life...

Kanuckistani accent? I have no Idea what you are talking aboot...

Canuck=Canadian

Great joke! Thanks

Tears are streaming down my face... good joke!

Very cute, but yeah, Mal, what's this Canuckistani accent you speak of?

Y'all talk like Bob and Doug McKenzie doncha, eh? :lol:

(just teasin'...)

Uh, yeah, I knew that. I was making another joke by spelling about as aboot...

Hmmmm. Not nearly as funny as I thought.

I got it... I laughed...

I thought it was American's who can't get the word "about" right...

Canadian:"About!"
American: "A boat!"
C: "No! A-bout..."
A: "A...boat!"
C: "Fuck"

Hahaha, I'm pretty sure that its the other way around feelgood. But that may be because its coming from an American point of view, I don't really know. :)

nope. pretty sure it's feelgood's way. He Knows what he's talking aboot. er about. (you guys do say 'a boat')!!!