Brewmaniac

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.

Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did, "Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.

Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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MooseMan3000

Heh, nice.

shazbotus

Hrmm...moderately funny.

Prophecy

yup but still a nice joke

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Astrocloud

Dare I say -classic.

Temporary_User

I got a little chuckle out of it.
I can see this getting passed around a bit.
classic I dont know, I dont think so in 5 years...
who knows

mazak

very nice. thank you, i found it very amusing. i laughed whole heartedly in fact! thank you .

BlitzkriegKommt

Haha dont be surprised if you see men in black suits knocking yer door now.

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Salomon

Hehehe!!!
That right there is Comedy!!

5 Stars *****

Destrox

That is very funny It could easily be shortened, but I'm not one to stand in the way of comedy.

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KungFuGuy

It was pretty good. I imagine Bush could be replaced with any president that one dislikes at a given time.

I think its fairly apt given the timing and circumstances of the current administration =p

loganmule

I think that this one is a hoot...plus it can be repeated in mixed company, always an advantage

SirLance

Hey, I think I see some black helicopters comin'... good one Brew! Duck!

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