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hunnychile · 10-07-2005, 09:00 AM

The Puerto Rican Dog...

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they
see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be
the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the
same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just a glance from her.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them:

"The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese'
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence, can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says: "I
love liver and cheese.""Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows
no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said: "How
well can you do?"

"Um . . . I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

My, my," said the Poodle: "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as
dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three
dogs and says: "How about you?"

The last of the three is a handsome, muscular, well groomed
Puerto Rican dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever and the Black Lab and says, in his broken English:
"Liver alone... Cheese mine..."

SirLance · 10-07-2005, 09:27 AM

Arggghhhh! Ya got me!

zaiaz · 10-11-2005, 05:36 AM

HEE HEE nice one.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-12-2005, 06:22 PM

I fell for it hook line and sinker!!

Glad

10-07-2005, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	The Puerto Rican Dawg The Puerto Rican Dog... Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them: "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence, can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says: "I love liver and cheese.""Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said: "How well can you do?" "Um . . . I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. My, my," said the Poodle: "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says: "How about you?" The last of the three is a handsome, muscular, well groomed Puerto Rican dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Black Lab and says, in his broken English: "Liver alone... Cheese mine..." __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-07-2005, 09:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Arggghhhh! Ya got me! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-11-2005, 05:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	HEE HEE nice one. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-12-2005, 06:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I fell for it hook line and sinker!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!