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Old 09-30-2005, 07:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Geography" of a Woman and a Man

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a
dick.
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Old 09-30-2005, 08:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"Massive reconstruction is now necessary." OUCH.

This should be a sticky in Tilted Sexuality - it would explain away 99% of peoples questions.
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Old 09-30-2005, 09:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ha, that's great, and so damn true!
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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very funny while all so true
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Can't I just stay like India once I hit 36?

Interesting analogy.
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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