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Old 09-29-2005, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Dating in the 1950's

It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he stammers "Really?"

"Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom! Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
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Old 10-01-2005, 02:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha!! Now that's really funny
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny, but I could see it coming too easily.
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
2+2=5? Not again!
 
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Caught me by surprise, good one SirLance
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thank you, very good!!!
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Another good one! Thanks Sir!
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Old 10-04-2005, 05:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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AH HA HA HA!!
Very funy, keep up the good jokes.
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Old 10-04-2005, 05:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"Let's screw again, like we did last summer.... let's screw again, all year!"
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahhaha. Very nice!
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