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SirLance · 09-29-2005, 01:54 PM

It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he stammers "Really?"

"Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom! Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"

Cervantes · 10-01-2005, 02:26 AM

Haha!! Now that's really funny

Zeraph · 10-01-2005, 01:33 PM

Funny, but I could see it coming too easily.

MichaelFarker · 10-01-2005, 04:09 PM

Caught me by surprise, good one SirLance

mazak · 10-01-2005, 06:50 PM

thank you, very good!!!

Brewmaniac · 10-02-2005, 07:25 AM

Another good one! Thanks Sir!

zaiaz · 10-04-2005, 05:03 AM

AH HA HA HA!!
Very funy, keep up the good jokes.

Poppinjay · 10-04-2005, 05:23 AM

"Let's screw again, like we did last summer.... let's screw again, all year!"

CSflim · 10-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Hahahhaha. Very nice!

09-29-2005, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Dating in the 1950's It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he stammers "Really?" "Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom! Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-01-2005, 02:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	Haha!! Now that's really funny __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

10-02-2005, 07:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another good one! Thanks Sir! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-04-2005, 05:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	AH HA HA HA!! Very funy, keep up the good jokes. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-04-2005, 05:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	"Let's screw again, like we did last summer.... let's screw again, all year!" __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-01-2005, 01:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Funny, but I could see it coming too easily.

10-01-2005, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	Caught me by surprise, good one SirLance

10-01-2005, 06:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
mazak Crazy Location: louisianna	thank you, very good!!!

10-04-2005, 11:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahhaha. Very nice! __________________