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hunnychile · 09-27-2005, 08:59 AM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The mess in Iraq should be over in less than a WEEK.

KellyC · 09-27-2005, 10:09 AM

HAHAAHAHA!! That's great!

MageB420666 · 09-27-2005, 11:56 AM

I prefer the visual version....

Still, it's really funny.

09-27-2005, 08:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	How to End the Iraq War in 1 Week The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The mess in Iraq should be over in less than a WEEK. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

09-27-2005, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	HAHAAHAHA!! That's great! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-27-2005, 11:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	I prefer the visual version.... Still, it's really funny. __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.