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Brewmaniac 09-26-2005 05:11 PM

Chips
 
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but
there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips
rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have
devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan
Monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of
origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.

New twist on an old joke!

KellyC 09-26-2005 09:43 PM

hahaahaha! Oh man that's hilarious!!! God I love a pun.

fizzledorf 09-27-2005 07:01 AM

good grief, that was terrible! but it did get a smirk out of me...

Salomon 09-29-2005 06:52 PM

The Las Vegas Chipmonks....sounds like an NHL expansion team

:p


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