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09-23-2005, 07:24 PM
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Crazy
Location: louisianna
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laughs enjoy.
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A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in LaCrosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST A young Minnesota woman was pulled over for speeding in Wisconsin. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. |
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09-23-2005, 09:08 PM
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is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Haha, these made me chuckle
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09-24-2005, 03:45 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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can't wait to forward them to my cop friends!
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