mazak

GOOD

A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)


BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through an automated radar post in LaCrosse, WI.

A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST

A young Minnesota woman was pulled over for speeding in Wisconsin.

As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball."

He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Siege

Haha, these made me chuckle

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Salomon

Hehe...these were funny
2nd one.....

Ilow

can't wait to forward them to my cop friends!

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Racer

The last one was hilarious!!!!!!

Delvid

Both are great.