HLP

All of his life, Tyler would always have to wait in lines. He would have the worst luck and the worst waits of all would be when he needed to get food! No matter what time or where he went he had to wait hours just to grab a bite to eat.

Well everytime this would happen he would mumble to himself "My heaven would have no lines at all." Well after decades of this, Tyler finally did pass away and made it up to heaven and was greeted by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome Tyler! We saw that you had a long and hard life so i want to invite you to a banquet."

And what do you know, apsolutely no wait at all for Tyler! He was extactic! At first he wanted to get a burger so he was thrilled "WOW no grill line!"

Then he went to get some steak and lo and behold he said "WOW no steak line!"

And after all that food he needed to get his favorite drink Hawaian punch and of course...

"WOW no punch line!"

Racer

groan........

ophelia783

Cheesy, but cute

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SirLance

Argghhh... medic.....

OK, I have to give you this: it was cute!

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