Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 09-14-2005, 03:39 AM

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

Bill O'Rights · 09-14-2005, 04:44 AM

Once upon a time, a prince was born. He lived. He died.

THE END

aberkok · 09-14-2005, 04:47 AM

Once upon a ....oh look at the time!!! Gotta go!!

cyberhh · 10-10-2005, 05:49 PM

you dummies, faries don't have tails.

fresnelly · 10-13-2005, 05:36 AM

Once upon a time there was a prince. The dragon ate him.

Redlemon · 10-13-2005, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberhh

you dummies, faries don't have tails.

best line in the thread.

shazbotus · 10-13-2005, 06:19 PM

Ha, some good ones here. I like the dragon one, though.

Mantus · 10-16-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberhh

you dummies, faries don't have tails.

Fairy tail: what a gay guy chases after.

Don't ask me who has the shortest though.

BlitzkriegKommt · 10-16-2005, 07:39 PM

Once upon a time, the end. Har Har.

noodle · 10-16-2005, 07:41 PM

One time at band camp...

fresnelly · 10-17-2005, 07:05 AM

The world's shortest poem:

Hope?
Nope.

SirLance · 10-24-2005, 01:11 PM

Yeah buddy!

09-14-2005, 03:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. THE END __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-14-2005, 04:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Once upon a time, a prince was born. He lived. He died. THE END __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-14-2005, 04:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Once upon a ....oh look at the time!!! Gotta go!! __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

10-13-2005, 05:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Once upon a time there was a prince. The dragon ate him. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

10-16-2005, 07:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Once upon a time, the end. Har Har. __________________ We're all living in America, Coca-Cola Sometimes War. America, ist wunderbar.

10-10-2005, 05:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
cyberhh Addict	you dummies, faries don't have tails.

10-13-2005, 06:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
shazbotus Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	Ha, some good ones here. I like the dragon one, though.

10-17-2005, 07:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	The world's shortest poem: Hope? Nope. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

10-24-2005, 01:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Yeah buddy! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.