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SirLance · 09-12-2005, 08:29 AM

A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign
into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!

As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!" From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say
'Bridge Out'?"

cellophanedeity · 09-12-2005, 01:22 PM

Very cute! I sent this one on to my mum.

09-12-2005, 08:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The End is Near A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late! As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-12-2005, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Very cute! I sent this one on to my mum.