Brewmaniac

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says: ..........."Don't you have a vase?"

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vermin

Very funny, thanks for that one.

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Irishman

Thank's for the laugh, that was funny..




I love commin across, new jokes,

kinsaj

that was awesome, thanks

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