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Racer · 09-08-2005, 09:38 AM

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

denim · 09-12-2005, 07:03 AM

Ba DING!!!

feelgood · 09-12-2005, 09:34 PM

LOL

Took me awhile but I sure got it

basmoq · 09-14-2005, 01:14 PM

wow, that was great, thanks

09-08-2005, 09:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	The Eulogy She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

09-12-2005, 09:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	LOL Took me awhile but I sure got it __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

09-14-2005, 01:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	wow, that was great, thanks __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

09-12-2005, 07:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Ba DING!!!