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Pilgrim · 05-31-2003, 04:55 PM

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....

(scroll down)... I love this one ...

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:04 PM

OMG THIS IS SO CLASSIC

Loki · 06-01-2003, 06:09 AM

ROFL - hheheheh, thats a brilliant joke

RAMONES!!! · 06-01-2003, 07:19 PM

thats a very good one

Raw Kuts · 06-01-2003, 07:21 PM

ahhhhh, thats a classic.

DoomzDayz · 06-01-2003, 07:23 PM

oh i thought this was gonna be the one on the airplane where they this one guy plays a game with a blonde, where they ask each other questions.

rcarb · 06-01-2003, 08:44 PM

Did anyone need to scroll down? Good one none the less.

05-31-2003, 04:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Blonde Joke - Blondes Really Are Smart This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... (scroll down)... I love this one ... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. __________________ "So it goes."

06-01-2003, 07:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	thats a very good one __________________ Come on

06-01-2003, 07:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	ahhhhh, thats a classic. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

05-31-2003, 11:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
morlock Loser	OMG THIS IS SO CLASSIC

06-01-2003, 06:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	ROFL - hheheheh, thats a brilliant joke

06-01-2003, 07:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	oh i thought this was gonna be the one on the airplane where they this one guy plays a game with a blonde, where they ask each other questions.

06-01-2003, 08:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	Did anyone need to scroll down? Good one none the less.