Odd company at the golf course
 

Two old friends are just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag calls out to them,
"Do you mind if join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they say, "You're welcome."
So they start playing and enjoy the game and the company of the newcomer.Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy,
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man."
"You're joking!"
"No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the direction of his house.
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic! I can see right in the window!"
"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my next-door neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too! That bitch!" He turns to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor. He's actually a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
The hitman takes out the rifle and takes aim, standing perfectly still for about a minute.
"Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend impatiently.
"Just wait a second, be patient," says the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."

Ahahaha. excellent joke

Ouch....

I can't decide if this is brilliant or not!

Laugh, not bad!

What a good businessman. :D

Mwuhahahahaha


thanks for the laffs

different, i like it!

Brings an interesting mental picture....

Good one, thanks!

Very clever.... :lol:

Ha - heard it before.

LOL, that's great, thanks

great joke...i'll be saying that one again

i think i'd like to shoot that as a skit. good stuff.