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Old 05-31-2003, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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three little Indian boys

When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am a Cherokee."
The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a Comanche."
The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last little Indian boy to stand up.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Fuckawee".
The teacher looks dumb founded & says "I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee."
The little boy says, "My Father & I walked for many days and many nights, and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around.
"He said hummmm, where the Fuckawee"
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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more play on words.....
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2003, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I heard it like this, more simpler, easier to tell.

Have you heard of the fukowee indians? You can find them if you listen hard. When they're lost they yell out with their tribe name. WE'RE THE FUKOWEE!!!
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Old 06-01-2003, 10:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I heard it as the fuckarwe tribe of pigmys in elephant grass. They jump up and down shouting "Where the fuck are we?"
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Old 06-02-2003, 07:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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funny!
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Old 06-02-2003, 07:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Didn't see that coming

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Old 06-02-2003, 08:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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funny I like.
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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cute!!!
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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never heard before, kinda funny
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