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morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:40 AM

An old woman heard a song on the radio called, "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."
She liked the song so much that she decided to call the radio station and get the name of the record company. When dialing the telephone, however, she erroneously called up a gas station, and asked, "Do you have, 'Two Lips and Seven Kisses?'"
The gas station attendant replied, "Er, no... but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
The old woman asked, "Is that a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, it's pretty much average!"

DisFunctional · 05-31-2003, 12:10 PM

ROFL yeah yeah I saw that one coming

05-31-2003, 11:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Two Lips and Seven Kisses An old woman heard a song on the radio called, "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She liked the song so much that she decided to call the radio station and get the name of the record company. When dialing the telephone, however, she erroneously called up a gas station, and asked, "Do you have, 'Two Lips and Seven Kisses?'" The gas station attendant replied, "Er, no... but I have two nuts and seven inches!" The old woman asked, "Is that a record?" To which the man replied, "No, it's pretty much average!"

05-31-2003, 12:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	ROFL yeah yeah I saw that one coming