| morlock |
05-31-2003 11:37 AM |
Make Her Scream!!!
Three best friends, an Italian guy, a black guy and a Jewish guy, are at the corner bar having a few drinks. Some time later, the drunken fools decide to have a bet to see whose wife will scream the longest when making love. So, they all stumble home and take action.
The following week, the three guys all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces.
The Italian guy exclaims, "I definitely won! I took my wife out to dinner and I bought her roses. Then, we went home and made love. She screamed for an hour!"
The black guy brags, "Man, I got you beat! I cooked dinner for my wife. Then, for desert, I poured honey all over her and we made love. She screamed for two hours!"
The Jewish guy bellows, "I got you both beat! I made love to my wife for 3 minutes. Then, when I pulled out, I wiped my schmeckle on the curtains and she's still screaming!"
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