Make Her Scream!!! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:37 AM

Three best friends, an Italian guy, a black guy and a Jewish guy, are at the corner bar having a few drinks. Some time later, the drunken fools decide to have a bet to see whose wife will scream the longest when making love. So, they all stumble home and take action.
The following week, the three guys all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces.
The Italian guy exclaims, "I definitely won! I took my wife out to dinner and I bought her roses. Then, we went home and made love. She screamed for an hour!"
The black guy brags, "Man, I got you beat! I cooked dinner for my wife. Then, for desert, I poured honey all over her and we made love. She screamed for two hours!"
The Jewish guy bellows, "I got you both beat! I made love to my wife for 3 minutes. Then, when I pulled out, I wiped my schmeckle on the curtains and she's still screaming!"

DisFunctional · 05-31-2003, 12:13 PM

LOL Nice one

~springrain · 05-31-2003, 12:40 PM

*LOL*... very good...

RAMONES!!! · 06-01-2003, 07:17 PM

i had my money riding on the jew

oblar · 06-01-2003, 08:17 PM

hehe <i>schmeckle</i>.. what a funny word..

and we all knew the Jew would win.. He even short changed his wife to do it.. *sniff* I love the Jews!

hotzot · 06-01-2003, 11:33 PM

got a chuckle!

mjby2 · 06-02-2003, 05:20 AM

THAT was funny

clifclav · 06-02-2003, 09:14 AM

adding schmeckle to my repetoire. thanks

05-31-2003, 11:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Make Her Scream!!! Three best friends, an Italian guy, a black guy and a Jewish guy, are at the corner bar having a few drinks. Some time later, the drunken fools decide to have a bet to see whose wife will scream the longest when making love. So, they all stumble home and take action. The following week, the three guys all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces. The Italian guy exclaims, "I definitely won! I took my wife out to dinner and I bought her roses. Then, we went home and made love. She screamed for an hour!" The black guy brags, "Man, I got you beat! I cooked dinner for my wife. Then, for desert, I poured honey all over her and we made love. She screamed for two hours!" The Jewish guy bellows, "I got you both beat! I made love to my wife for 3 minutes. Then, when I pulled out, I wiped my schmeckle on the curtains and she's still screaming!"

06-01-2003, 07:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	i had my money riding on the jew __________________ Come on

06-01-2003, 08:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe <i>schmeckle</i>.. what a funny word.. and we all knew the Jew would win.. He even short changed his wife to do it.. sniff I love the Jews! __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-01-2003, 11:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got a chuckle! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-02-2003, 09:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	adding schmeckle to my repetoire. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-31-2003, 12:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	LOL Nice one

05-31-2003, 12:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	LOL... very good...

06-02-2003, 05:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	THAT was funny