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05-31-2003, 11:33 AM
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Loser
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The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a cold beer. After a few minutes, a big, tall cowboy walked into the bar and said, "Who owns the big, white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do. Who's asking?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about ready to drop dead from heat exhaustion. So, the Lone Ranger got the horse some water, and soon Silver started to look better. The Lone Ranger then turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver for a little while and see if you can create enough of a breeze to give him a little relief." Tonto replied, "Sure thing, Kemosabe." The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer, and Tonto ran circles around Silver. A few minutes later, another cowboy walked into the bar and asked, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up and claimed, "I do, what's the problem now?" "Nothing," replied the cowboy, "but you left your Injun runnin'." |
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