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morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:33 AM

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?"
"I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."
"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep. "And, what about your best friend?"
"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!"

ph|sh · 05-31-2003, 01:16 PM

omg hahahaha thats soo... wrong lol!

Neo · 06-01-2003, 04:08 AM

LMAO !!

RAMONES!!! · 06-01-2003, 07:14 PM

thats one crazy joke

Raw Kuts · 06-01-2003, 07:17 PM

Nice, came outta nowhere, but nice.

opentocomments · 06-01-2003, 07:47 PM

Happend to me too damn mut is running rampant

oblar · 06-01-2003, 08:16 PM

I always new that dog was giving her the oogly eyes.. Just couldnt prove it.

rcarb · 06-01-2003, 08:36 PM

LMAO. Funny stuff

hotzot · 06-01-2003, 11:29 PM

Nasty!

05-31-2003, 11:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	found his wife and best friend in bed A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend." 'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." "That makes sense," remarks the barkeep. "And, what about your best friend?" "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!"

06-01-2003, 04:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Neo Insane Location: Louisiana	LMAO !! __________________ Life isn't how many breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away!

06-01-2003, 07:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	thats one crazy joke __________________ Come on

06-01-2003, 07:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	Nice, came outta nowhere, but nice. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

06-01-2003, 07:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Happend to me too damn mut is running rampant __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-31-2003, 01:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
ph\|sh Upright	omg hahahaha thats soo... wrong lol!

06-01-2003, 08:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	I always new that dog was giving her the oogly eyes.. Just couldnt prove it. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-01-2003, 08:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	LMAO. Funny stuff

06-01-2003, 11:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Nasty! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!